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Date: October 20th 2009

 

 

 

 

KEYS FOR SUCCESS

 

A Free Monthly Newsletter, highlighting strategies from our popular programs,

to Expand Your Personal and Professional Growth and Happiness by

Presentations & Consulting Group

www.kinza.net* (800) 575-6817 * (262) 567-6317 / Kinza@kinza.net

                    

                                           

�He who laughs, lasts.� �A. Poole

 

October 2009

 

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CONTENTS

-- Is Your Humor-Meter Working or is it dead?

-- Bump Up Your Performance

-- No Prescriptions Needed

-- Adding Workplace Fun

-- FYI Corner

-- Feature of the Month

-- Today�s Chuckle

 

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LAUGHTER

 

Is sweeping the globe like never before.  It�s easy � just do it!

 

Now you can Laugh for the health of it and reap the benefits.

 

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IS YOUR HUMOR-METER WORKING OR IS IT DEAD?

 

Has anyone every told you to lighten up? If those words strike a nerve, it might be time to turn on your Humor-Meter. How would you rate yourself on a scale from 0 to 10 (with 10 being a laugh instigator)? It�s important to take your work seriously, but take yourself lightly. If you haven�t had a good laugh lately about one of your imperfections or embarrassing moments, it�s time to venture out of that comfort zone and start practicing. (Note: Be kind with your humor.) 

 

What having a sense of humor will do for you:

 

-- It�s a great ice-breaker.

-- People will identify with you.

-- You�ll be seen as more real and even more likeable.

-- It aids in building trust.

-- People will want you on their team.

-- Others will start listening to you more.

-- It can alleviate pain and stress � and for that everyone will be grateful.

 

Laughter is the shorte*st distance between two people.

                                                                                                   Victor Borge

 

BUMP UP YOUR PERFORMANCE

 

Research today shows that in many studies humor�especially joking around about the job related issues�actually has a positive impact in the workplace. Occasional laughter enhances creativity, cohesiveness and over-all performance. How much have you laughed today? Have you exercised your funny bone today? Check out our Special Report on Humor skills at: www.kinza.net.

 

 

A sense of humor is the one requirement for a position here; everything else can be learned.

      Gary Kelly, CEO Southwest Airlines

 

NO PRESCRIPTIONS NEEDED!

 

The most amazing natural antibiotic is found right in our own bodies. Just 15 minutes of laughter a day can extend one�s life. It�s been found that it doesn�t matter whether the laughter generated is sincere humor or whether one just puts forth the effort and laughs; wonderful things happen inside us to boost our immune system. 

 

We are living in stressful times. Loss of savings, foreclosures, coping with illness and depression are just a few of the things plaguing our society. Yet in tough times the human spirit needs to be lifted and laughter can provide the needed diversion. Know someone who needs a boost? Get your light heartedness into gear. There is probably nothing more welcome than the execution of a well-timed, compassionate look at the bright side.

 

Be so committed to lifting others up that no one can pull you down.

 

 

ADDING THE FUN / SPREADING THE SPIRIT

 

-- Flush Away Your Anger: Grab some sheets of toilet paper and list all the people who have angered you this week. Then flush it down the toilet�and your bitter feelings with it.

 

-- Have a pumpkin carving contest!

 

-- Have a pet matching contest. Bring picture of pet and see who can match the most co-workers with their pet.

 

We want to hear from you! What have you done to create fun in the day? Email me how you brighten your work day. We�ll share them with our readers

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THE "FYI" CORNER

 

FEATURE OF THE MONTH

INTRODUCING

LIGHTEN UP AND LAUGH

 

We know people perform at higher levels when they are happy and well. Wellness research today shows that emotional stress is a bigger influence on the prediction of death from cancer and cardio-vascular conditions than smoking. Stress is killing us!!

Now attendees will learn how to use the healing power of laughter and the how�s and why�s of growing a healthy funny bone

In this fun-packed session. Kick the stress habit today!

 

Call us at 800-575-6817 to Register today!

 

 

POST YOUR REVIEW TODAY:  If you�ve read our book �Burnt Toast & Jam�, post a review at www.amazon.com. Search for Burnt Toast & Jam, click on the title and submit a review. It�s so easy! 

 

A THANK YOU BONUS - Once posted, if you zip us your email at kinza@kinza.net, we will forward to you a free copy of our article on �Filing Your Reservoirs With Jam!�

 

 

GREAT SELF-DEFENSE TIP:    Buy Wasp/Hornet Spray.  Keep by your bed, in your car or

Carry with you.  Shoots 20-30 feet, aim for the eyes.  Will temporarily blind until they get to hospital. Has been recommended for college students and by law enforcement. It works!

 

Share this newsletter with friends! It�s a great way for you to connect � and give them some helpful information at the same time. You may also use any part of KEYS FOR SUCCESS in your organizational newsletters with proper credit given to: D. Kinza Christenson, Kinza Presentations & Consulting Group, Keynotes & Training, (800) 575-6817.

 

 

 

 

Chuckle of the Day

 

What do ghost drink?

Evaporated milk.

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?

Spare ribs.

 

What do little ghosts have in their rock collections?

Tombstones.

 

KINZA � The Performance Pro & Motivational Humorist

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